Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.

You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers. In every moment of our existence, we are in that field of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

For hope is but the dream of those that wake.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.